My boyfriend was sitting like this for a while on tumblr
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------►

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------►

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------►
theclearlydope: This is the before and after I’ve been waiting for.  via tastefullyoffensive: [via]
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------►

harryedward:

i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

Tru

(via bathes)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------►

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------►
superviolent: I remember i broke the ball to get the toy out i’m pretty sure a lot of people did. haha. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------►
feelingtwofootsmall: spaceycrazylady: thehatterschild: crustified: havocados: emorenita: why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand” Fatality Don’t mind the caption, just look at the pictures and learn. I CAN FEEL HER DELIGHT Um forgetting gender, this could be useful information for anyone’s safety. “save the dignity” i fucking hate people isn’t “atleast” two words?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------►
noonewillneverletyoudown: Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist. Jack sent this to me the other night and i was asleep but i woke up at one and read it and mr.smees scared the shit outta me. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------►

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------►

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------►

i had a sonogram the other day and i was talking to the dude about how my friend couldn’t fit in her prom dress and she kept eating junk food and i was like ‘no wonder you don’t fit’ and she was hurt and i felt bad but like hello i am the heaviest girl at the table and i mean everyone was thinking it and i’m not sure if the guy called me fat or was talking about my friend. still sonograms are very intimate. wow. 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------►
helioscentrifuge: dcderringer: helioscentrifuge: wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST Is this an acceptable alternative? YOU GET A PASS BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU’RE CLEARLY A COLD-BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER WHO IS PREPARED TO STAB A BITCH BUT I’M STILL CALLING YOU A FUCKING NERD BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO FUCKING NANCY TO GET YOUR FINGERS WET YOU SISSY growing up my dad always used chop sticks to eat cheese puffs and popcorn 
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------►